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• NODE: Past tense of to know. "I node him for years!" -- Texan Dictionary
• I don't know, but I've been told a big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
• I lurk quietly and carry a big ON/OFF switch!
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.
  Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off....
• Whattaya mean I can't logon to an active Node?
• I know my computer likes me... it shared an IRQ.