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• He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." Robert Redford
• Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• Short attention span tagline.
• Bolt of lightning turns toilet into electric chair.
• Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
• Nanosecond, Used to measure a Womans attention span.
• Ross Perot's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
• Infactuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
  Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway....