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• There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
  -- Clint Eastwood...
• There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• I have little experience of marriage myself,sir,having only been married once. -- Oscar Wilde
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
• Marriage, as far as I'm concerned, is one of the most wonderful, heartwarming, satisfying experiences a human being can have.
  I've only been married seventeen years, so I haven't seen that side of it yet. -- George Gobel...