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An Ass Thinks One Thing, His Rider Another.
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An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
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If it's not one thing it's anothe
Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
A: His ass....
One thing leads to another, and usually does.
It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it. -- Cervante
Sex is one damp thing after another.
If it isn't one thing, it's another, unless it's neither.
Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.
-- Homer (c. 700 B.C.)...
COWARD: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
