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• I'm scared of sex now. You have to be. You can get something terminal, like a kid.
  -- Wendy Liebma...
• Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
• QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
• Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
  Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
• You may be redneck... if you can have sex without spilling your beer.
• You have a truly strong individuality. Which is why you can never get along with others.
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, do you realize that? -- Peter Da Silva