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• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.
  Following are some of the more notable epigrams of the learned and ingenious Dr....
• Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
• When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
  -- Leibowitz's Rule...