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• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
• EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.
  Following are some of the more notable epigrams of the learned and ingenious Dr....
• Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
  "Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....