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• Why stop now? Just when I'm hating it. -- Marvi
• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• Do you need me for anything, or shall I just sit here and rust? -- Marvin, the paranoid android
• I've seen it. It's rubbish. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up?
  Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it....
• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. -- Marvin The Paranoid Android
• Life. Don't talk to me about life. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night.
  Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night....