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• Do you need me for anything, or shall I just sit here and rust? -- Marvin, the paranoid android
• Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. -- Marvin The Paranoid Android
• Life. Don't talk to me about life. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Why stop now, just when I'm hating it? -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up?
  Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it....
• Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• Come on," the robot droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
  Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge....