Marge to Lisa on why people don't hire 8 year olds as babysitters: People want to hire someone mature, someone whom they can trust, that's why they hire teen agers.
Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaurant
Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaurant
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You can't fool all of the people all of the time
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People hire lawyers because they want revenge. --... - Always be smarter than the people who
hire you... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
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little kiddie golf tournament
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