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• Agent: Baron von Wortzenberger, on behalf of the American people, I apologize for.
  .. Baron: Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh?...
• Burns: Well, I'm off to get paintings; as they say, time is "Monets".
  As you were, Sergeant. [laughs] [pushes the wrong button on his crane, and ends up through another wall] Bu...
• Back then, I was known as Sgt. Simpson, and I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
  -- Abe starts his story, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
  .. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....
• Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
  I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles....
• Yeah... well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.
  Look! -- Abe vs. Judge Muntz, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Etch: Think of what a guy could get himself with that kind of scratch!
  Skinner: Yeah, I could buy chicken dinners three times a day!...
• Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught.
  How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"?...
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...