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• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught.
  How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
  Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid....
• Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
  I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong....
• Vidal: Hola? Burns: Fernando, it's M.B. Vidal: Ah, Marion Barry.
  Is it time for another shipment already?...