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• Bart: If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.
  Lisa: [covering her eyes] Please tell me when the scary part's over....
• Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
  -- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
• Bart: Watch me dive! Lisa: Watch me dive! Home
  OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling them....
• Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie? Ba
  Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
  I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....