Bart to Lisa, while watching a movie: if you don't watch the scary parts, you won't get desensitized to it.
Episode: when Homer meets a white trashy girl in a bar
Episode: when Homer meets a white trashy girl in a bar
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- Bart: If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to
it.
Lisa: [covering her eyes] Please tell me when the scary... - Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for
mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel... - Bart: Watch me dive!
Lisa: Watch me dive!
Homer:
OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling... - Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Bart:
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and... - Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou... - Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons,
and Lisa doesn't get to go to college. -- Homer,... - Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, youpunish me, but that means you... - Homer and Bart laugh]
Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing... - Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential
Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck...
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- Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about... - Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that... - Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll... - Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely,
govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making... - Evan Covoner, of the U.S. State Department: As I'm sure you remember,
in the late 1980s the US experienced a short-lived...
