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• Lisa: It may be bleak, but this music is really getting to the crowd.
  Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel. -- "Homerpalooza...
• Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
  Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
  Uh... Christianity. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Kim Gordon: Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
  Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
  Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
  Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
• Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them.
  Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a difference." Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...