I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER I WILL NOT BRIBE

I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F03

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