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• Great hypocrites are the true atheists. -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
• I don't believe in atheists.
• There are no atheists in the bottom of a foxhole.
• Agnostics are merely atheists with an insurance policy.
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
• UNITARIAN: A bunch of atheists who really like going to church.
• Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact.
  Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're never in the dark....