Related:

• She was asking her insurance agent: 'If I were to take out a $
  250,000 insurance policy on my husband and he should die the next day, what would I get?...
• Agnostics open their prayers with "To Whom it may concern".
• Insurance agent: Any valuables in the house? Home
  Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars....
• I don't believe in atheists.
• There are no atheists in the bottom of a foxhole.
• Jewish Atheists are the only true Atheists. They beat the hell out of Goy Atheists. Shlomi Fish
• Honesty is the worst policy (is this MR policy?)
• Great hypocrites are the true atheists. -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)