What is is. Perceive It. Integrate it. Act on it. Idealize it. Leonard Peikoff
Will: "Roses are red, Violets are Blue. Jazz and I are black, But, Carlton, what are you?
Excerpt from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Ai...
And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. Ovid (43 BC - 18 AD)
I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not. I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school....
An algebra teacher is discussing a problem with a student.
The teacher says: "Now, suppose x is the speed at which the train is travelling....
The Shibber Factor Keep all the grades of the students who passed the test as is, and convert the grades of all the students who failed to 54.
God is Dead" Neitzsche "Neitzsche is Dead" God ( writing on a toilet's wall )
A serious and good philosophical work could be written that would consist entirely of jokes.