- What is is. Perceive It. Integrate it. Act on it. Idealize it. Leonard Peikoff
- Will: "Roses are red,
Violets are Blue.
Jazz and I are black,
But, Carlton, what are you?
Excerpt from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Ai... - And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they
are not married to women.
Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?... - Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. Ovid (43 BC - 18 AD)
- I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot.
I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not. I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school.... - An algebra teacher is discussing a problem with a student.
The teacher says: "Now, suppose x is the speed at which the train is travelling.... - The Shibber Factor Keep all the grades of the students who passed the test as is, and convert the grades of all the students who failed to 54.
- God is Dead" Neitzsche "Neitzsche is Dead" God ( writing on a toilet's wall )
- A serious and good philosophical work could be written that would consist
entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstei...
