An Algebra Teacher Is Discussing A Problem With A Student.
An algebra teacher is discussing a problem with a student. The teacher
says: "Now, suppose x is the speed at which the train is travelling...".
And the student says "But teacher, what if x is not the speed at which
the train is travelling?
A young monk asked his teacher, "What is the true spiritual nature of life?
His teacher picked up a bowl of water and threw it in the student's face, saying "Go wash out your mouth!...
Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable....
Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right....
and that's why God causes train wrecks.
-- Bart's Sunday School Teacher, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Teacher is not a lepe
As a student I learned from wonderful teachers and ever since then I've thought everyone is a teacher.
-- Bill Moyers, interviews on "Fresh Air", 1991...