An algebra teacher is discussing a problem with a student. The teacher
says: "Now, suppose x is the speed at which the train is travelling...".
And the student says "But teacher, what if x is not the speed at which
the train is travelling?
says: "Now, suppose x is the speed at which the train is travelling...".
And the student says "But teacher, what if x is not the speed at which
the train is travelling?
Related:
- A young monk asked his teacher, "What is the true
spiritual nature of life?
His teacher picked up a bowl of water and threw it in the student's face, saying "Go wash out your mouth!... - Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three
kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable.... - Dear Miss Manners:
My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's
elbows on the table.
However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right.... - and that's why God causes train wrecks.
-- Bart's Sunday School Teacher, "Homer's Triple Bypa... - Teacher is not a lepe
- As a student I learned from wonderful teachers
and ever since then I've thought everyone is a teacher.
-- Bill Moyers, interviews on "Fresh Air", 1991...
