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• Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
  -- Judith Vio...
• Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Vio
• See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
• Gun control is a tight pattern: ((::))
• One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
  -- Judith Vio...
• Human milk is better than cow's milk. It's cheaper, keeps better over the weekend, and the cat can't get at it.
  -- Donald McGill Plus, it comes in a much nicer package. -- Hovard Pederse...
• I used to really adore women, but now I've decided they really aren't much nicer than men.
  -- Norman Maile...
• Because it's nicer to be with someone than it is not to be with someone.
• All ships will be in a holding pattern till further notice.