Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach
it faster, too.
--Lionel Kauffman
it faster, too.
--Lionel Kauffman
Related:
- Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach
it faster,
too. --Lionel... - The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are
now too old to die young.
Diskson's Rule of... - Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your
time.
[claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoover... - It is too far up for you to
reach... - Be careful what you take with you into your
old age... - Old age is too high a price to pay for
maturity... - An evil mind is a great
comfort... - Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to
rush up to the net.
Franklin P....
From the same category:
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you. This is the principal difference... - They take the paper and they read the headlines.
So they've heard of unemployment and
they've heard of breadlines.
And they philanthropically cure them all By getting... - Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding,
sings. --Ed... - It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
-
Noel... - Old men are fond of giving advice to console themselves for being no
longer in a position to give bad examples.
Francois de la...
