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• It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happine
  poverty and wealth have both failed. -- Kim Hubbard...
• Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
• The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. -- Kin Hubbard
• An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. -- Kin Hubbard
• A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought. -- Kin Hubbard
• It makes no difference what it is, a woman will buy anything she thinks a store is losing money on.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Never get married while you're going to college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
  -- Kin Hubbard...