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• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
• For the next hour, WE will control all that you see and hear.
• Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? -- Benny Hill
• Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?
• Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• He no play-a da game. He no make-a da rules! -- On the pope and birth control
• Friend to my life, which did not you prolong, The world had wanted many an idle song.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, Prologue to the Satires, Line 27...
• Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.