Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize

Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize winner
furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination purposes that is referred
to as A STROKE OF GENIUS.

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• Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise
  in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon...
• Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker:
  WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU...
• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as
  a night-deposit box in a sperm bank...
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling...
• Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so
  effective that you have to stroke the tube for five...
• Did you hear about the old gentleman who had a massive stroke -
  it is what made him popular at Sun City orgies...
• Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up weight-guessing stands in singles bars.
  It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan...
• You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize-
  posthumously...
• You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize...
  posthumously...