Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the
Mississippi River.
good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the
Mississippi River.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with
his wife because she was married... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in
the john,
so he would know what end to wipe... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low,
so he got his face slapped... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose
apart so he could see how it ran... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend
because he couldn't remember where he had laid her... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan
was something to put under the bed... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a
grocery store,
because they had free delivery... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter
was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods...
From the same category:
- Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS.
YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED... - SOB SISTER --
a girl who sits on your lap and bawls and makes it... - Misery is being called away from the orgy to take an
obscene phone call... - GAY cowboy --
buggeroo... - Long hair styles are confusing to animals.
They're not used to seeing pony tails on jackasses...
