Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was
meant to be birth control.
meant to be birth control.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom
was a place to neck... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt
was rectum trouble... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter
was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan
was something to put under the bed... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum
because they don't know the words... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought nipples were
Japanese children... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber
yard for a draft board... - Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing,
so he pushed her into the Mississippi River...
From the same category:
- Making whoopee is like filleting a fish ...
it's all in how you bone it... - Sign in massage-parlor window:
LET OUR STAFF SATISFY YOURS... - Adopting the metric system would have certain psychological
advantages -
such as being able to claim 18 centimeters instead... - BUST --
an unexpected narc at the door... - Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it...
