Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber yard for
a draft board.
a draft board.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom was a place to neck.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt was rectum trouble.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Spent four days in Eatons, trying to buy a wheel for a miscarriage.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan was something to put under the bed.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low, so he got his face slapped.
- Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
- Did you hear about the newfie catastrophe, an outhouse burnt down and left forty homeless.

