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• Did you hear about the Las Vegas high roller who would flip his nightly callgirl to see if he got head or tail.
• When asked why he parted with his wife, Caesar replied, "I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Caesa...
• Did you hear about the guy who shot his wad in Las Vegas but didn't have time to stay around and try his luck in the casinos.
• Hmm. Look at his eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way.
  -- Homer, "Mountain of Madne...
• As Athenodorus was taking his leave of Caesar, "Remember," said he, "Caesar, whenever you are angry, to say or do nothing before you have repeated the four-and-twenty letters to yourself.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Caesar Augustu...
• Who is here so base that would be a bondman? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc.
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• But yesterday the word of Caesar might Have stood against the world
  ow lies he there, And none so poor to do him reverence....
• Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.
  The square kicks some cats are on stay with them...