Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping
ethyl behind the station.
ethyl behind the station.
Related:
- Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it... - Did you hear that bookstores will soon be stocking a volume
called "The Unsensuous Census Taker".
It's about a guy who comes once every ten years... - Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid
wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze... - Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs... - Did you hear about the nun who was two monks behind
in her period... - Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives,
nine of them had it soft... - Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold
coil.
he had always wanted to come into wealth... - Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register
of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book... - Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors...
From the same category:
- GAY DAISY CHAIN --
swish kabob... - Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so
effective that you have to stroke the tube for five... - We wonder if a member of Congress with a pair of horny
secretaries could be accused of double-dipping... - NOCTURNAL EMISSION --
dream cream... - Maybe you've heard about the girl who dates heavyweight
politicians because she enjoys being under the influence...
