We wonder if a member of Congress with a pair of horny secretaries could
be accused of double-dipping.
be accused of double-dipping.
Related:
- I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down
if it had to go through Congress... - We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we
please to charity;
but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate... - We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex-
but Congress can. -- Cullen... - They [La Prensa] accused us of suppressing freedom of expression.
This was a lie and we could not let them publish it... - If idiots could fly,
Congress would be an airport... - If turkeys could fly Congress would be an
airport...... - 17) "Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress .
But I repeat myself." --Mark... - What if you were an idiot, and what if you were a member of Congress?
But I repeat myself. -- Mark... - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain (1835...
From the same category:
- FALSIES --
the enhancer to a maiden's pair... - The treasury Department really could have stirred up controversy
about what female should be featured on a U.S.
monetary unit by announcing that a new three-dollar... - She was only the candy maker's daughter,
but all the boys had caramel knowledge of her... - Did you hear about the gay tattoo artist who had designs
on several of the local sailors... - Cuddle up a little closer,
it is a little shorter than you think...
