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• The past should be a springboard, not a hammock.
• An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
• And then there was the rather homely one-night-stand girl name Dee.
  Her dates' collective motto seemed to be: Hump Dee, Dump Dee....
• Getting an education at the University of California is like having $
  50.00 shoved up your ass, a nickel at a time....
• Cover your stump before you hump.
• No one's getting fat except Mama Cass.
• ling: versatile strap dating to biblical times. when david the israelite descended into the vale of elah, after a hard day of climbing, he used a sling to slay the philistine goliath.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• In the world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...