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• If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
• Close cover before striking.
• To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving cat.
• To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving hamster.
• Stump: The state tree of Orego
• Bart wears a suit and stands in front of a mirror] Ba
  [strangled] It's a little tight... Burns: Yes, that's to correct your posture....
• Pam's Law of Group Insurance: The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.
• If you cover a congressional committee on a regular basis, they will report the bill on your day off.
  -- Herb Foste...
• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...