A man rescured a genie from a bottle and was granted one wish as
a reward. "I want to be rock-hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of
my life," the man said. So the genie turned him into a commode.
a reward. "I want to be rock-hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of
my life," the man said. So the genie turned him into a commode.
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