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• Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishe
• A man rescured a genie from a bottle and was granted one wish as a reward.
  I want to be rock-hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life," the man said....
• GEnie Address G.EHRICH
• copious free time n. [Apple; orig. fr. the intro to Tom Lehrer's song "It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier"] 1.
  [used ironically to indicate the speaker's lack of the quantity in question] A mythical schedule slot for accomplishing tasks held to be unlikely or impossible....
• copious free time: [Apple; orig. fr. the intro to Tom Lehrer's song "It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier"] n.
  1. [used ironically to indicate the speaker's lack of the quantity in question] A mythical schedule slot for accomplishing tasks held to be unlikely or impossible....
• QOTD: "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back all of my stuff.
• A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.
• They try to humiliate you in the hospital. They make you pee in a bottle.
  I hate that. I was in the hospital. The nurse said, "You have to pee in a bottle....
• Hey, how're ya doing? Welcome to Scenic Waynesport, and remember your visit with a googly-eyed walnut.
  [holds up walnut toy] How about a googly-eyed rock?...