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• Elvis is my copilot. -- Cal Keega
• Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
• Homer: Give me some quarters... I'm doing my laundry.
  Clerk: Yeah, right. [gives him the quarters] Home...
• I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way, I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with 'elvis is alive'.
  -- Carl Shipley...
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• What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? -- Irv Kupcine
• Irv Kupcinet: "What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
• If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny Carso
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