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• She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
• She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.
• She was only the referee's daughter, but should see her box...
• She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
• She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
• Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
  Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...
• She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
• An arrogant wench from Salt Lake Liked to tease all the boys on the make.
  She was finally the prize Of a man twice her size And all she recalls is the ache....
• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....