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SEMEN -- Knock-up Drops.
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SEMEN -- knock-up drops.
Related:
SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS -- Merchant's semen.
Dingle's Law: When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it around instead of picking it up.
Do not show your wounded finger, for everything will knock up against it. -- Baltasar Gracia
Knock Knock. Who's There? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock Knock...
Knock on wood.
A minor difficulty, if given time and a bit of energy, can be teased up into a truly major catastrophe.
(This is NOT a Dan Quayle Joke, so knock it off!)...
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
...and sometimes a piercer drops by.
