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• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
• I can jump dictionareys. -- Dan Quayle
• [It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
• Vice President Dan Quayle is parking in handicapped spaces in Washington, and has not yet been arrested or given a ticket!
• I can identify with steelworkers. I can identify with workers that have had a difficult time.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle addressing workers at an Ohio steel plant,1988...
• We have to do more than just elect a new president if we truly want to change this country.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.
  Their Premeeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be uncertain or confusing....
• We shouldn't have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.