Related:

• Dykstra's Law: Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
• This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody Anybody and Nobody.
  There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it....
• You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
• There's always one guy who tries to impress you with how big a joint he can roll.
  The guy takes the Sunday Times, drops a kilo brick in with the strings on it ....
• Dream big, always dream as big as you can, even though 99 out of 100 dreams end up being nothing more than birdshit on a newspaper, every now and then one comes true.
  Do really want, when your chance comes around, to have only dreamed about going to school with no clothes and falling?...
• Never kick a man when he's down - he may get up.
• On weightlifting: "Picking up something heavy and then putting it back down?
  That's not sport, that's indecision." -- Paula Poundstone...
• SEMEN -- knock-up drops.