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• What is the perfect gift of the blonde who has everything? Penicillin.
• For the man who has everything... Penicillin. -- F. Borqui
• PENICILLIN -- what you give the man who has everything.
• What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin. -- Jerry Leste
• The ideal girl? Female, sir. -- Elvi
• I had the greatest gift of all. A little girl who could pick football.
  -- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
• My gift to industry is the genetically engineered worker, or Genejack.
  Specially designed for labor, the Genejack's muscles and nerves are ideal for his task, and the cerebral cortex has been atrophied so that he can desire nothing except to perform his duties....
• he guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along? -- Hear about...
• Hear about... the guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along?