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• The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.
  -- The Law of Raspberry Jam -- Alvin Toffler, "The Culture Consumers", 1964...
• I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies.
• Well, one thing's for sure: we're all going to be a lot thinner! -- Han Solo (Star Wars)
• In larger things we are convivial; What causes trouble is the trivial. -- Richard Armou
• Shake and shake The catsup bottle, None will come, And then a lot'll. -- Richard Armou
• 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2.
  If you drink a diet soda and a candy bar, these two items will automatically cancel each other out....
• The Cross is a gibbet-- rather an odd thing to make use of as a talisman against bad luck, if that is how we regard it.
  Or is it, instead, a cynical reminder that Virtue usually gets pilloried whenever it makes one of its occasional appearances in this world?...
• Middle age is a time of life that man first notices in his wife. -- Richard Armou
• That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once, It said "Good-bye. -- Richard Armou