No woman should be stuck in the kitchen. At least take her to
the hall, where the carpet's cleaner.
the hall, where the carpet's cleaner.
Related:
- Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people
actually want products that suck.
-- Bruno Bratti... - A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some
other man to take her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry... - A woman past 40 should make up her mind to be young, not her face. -- Billie Burke
- I will take some savage woman, she shall rear my dusky race.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Locksley Hall, Line 168... - No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at
least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)... - Why should I move to a city where the only cultural advantage is that
I can make a right turn on a red light?
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall... - Look Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.
[shows a neatly furnished shoebox] This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter.... - You're always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
-- Law of the Kitche... - One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
A woman who would tell that would tell anything. -- Oscar Wilde...
