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• Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually want products that suck.
  -- Bruno Bratti...
• A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
  -- Sacha Guitry...
• A woman past 40 should make up her mind to be young, not her face. -- Billie Burke
• I will take some savage woman, she shall rear my dusky race.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Locksley Hall, Line 168...
• No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
  -- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)...
• Why should I move to a city where the only cultural advantage is that I can make a right turn on a red light?
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Look Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.
  [shows a neatly furnished shoebox] This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter....
• You're always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
  -- Law of the Kitche...
• One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
  A woman who would tell that would tell anything. -- Oscar Wilde...