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• Ladies, here's a hint: if you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.
  That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. -- Billie Jean King...
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
  -- Warren Beatty...
• Billie-Jean King's father put her into tennis to stop her being a women wrestler.
• Perhaps at fourteen every boy should be in love with some ideal woman to put on a pedestal and worship.
  As he grows up, of course, he will put her on a pedestal the better to view her legs....
• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• It is idle to attempt to talk a young woman out of her passio
  love does not lie in the ear. -- Walpole...
• The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.