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• Cancer cures smoking -- It puts you in a flip-top box too!
• A piece of electronic equipment is housed in a beautifully designed cabinet, and at the side or on top is a little box containing the components which the designer forgot to make room for.
  -- Denys Parso...
• Bart: Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double- corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box!
  Marge: Oh, it sounds like you really learned something on your field trip....
• BLACKGUARD, n. A man whose qualities, prepared for display like a box of berries in a market -- the fine ones on top -- have been opened on the wrong side.
  An inverted gentleman. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less: Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good .
  .. Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to...
• Homer: [holding a box with a red hat on top] Marge, I have some horrible, bone-chilling news!
  Marge: [gasps] What is it? Bart: Hi, Homer. Home...
• Fresh from the Box.