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• Shower with the people you love.
• Shower the people you love with love. -- James Taylo
• You may be redneck... if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
• You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
  -- Dean Webbe...
• Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay, it's a good investment.
• Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
  -- Bobby Kelto...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind
  it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly....
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....