Death By Suffocation Is A Piece Of Apple Strudel Next To A Night With You.
Death by suffocation is a piece of apple strudel next to a night with you.
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren gathered around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a deeply loved family member.
The old man is in a light coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours....
Apple is like the Chinese Cultural Revolution conducted by people in three-piece suits.
You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away; a man is not a piece of fruit.
-- Arthur Miller, The Death Of A Salesma...
Death is just around the next door.
Husband who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
Cthulhu loves you ... With an apple in your mouth.
However old you are, our probability of death within the next hour is never equal to one
there is therefore no final barrier that we will encounter. -- A Jacquard...