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• Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
• Every politician we have, liberal or conservative, who gets caught drinking or chasing women is thrown out of office.
  It's backwards. It's more dangerous to have a clean-living President with his finger on the button....
• He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
• A two-timing husband is one who's pleased to make his wife's acquaintances.
• Wife who put husband in dog-house often find in cat house.
• A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
• It is alleged that when Einstein and his wife visited the Mount Wilson Observatory in California, Mrs.
  Einstein pointed to a particularly complex piece of equipment and asked its purpose....
• The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
  -- Harry Hershfield...
• The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...