Computer Games Don't Affect Kids, I Mean If Pac Man Affected Us As Kids, We'd Be Sitting Around In Darkened Rooms Munching Pills And Listening To Repetitive Music.

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• Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
  Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Honey, I polymorphed the kids!
• Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular.
  See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. Richard...
• Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?
  I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out....
• BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach", but then I spent all my money on my $
  1,500 a day habit. [flashback] I'd like another Fabrege egg, please?...
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....
• Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
  I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...
• Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
  Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...