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• Don't steal. The government hates competition.
• Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
• He who hates vices hates mankind.
• While some leaders in government, sports, industry
  and other areas attribute their success to a well-developed sense of competition, a society can better prepare its young people for leadership by instilling in them a sense of cooperation....
• Rush Limbaugh hates equality.
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• Competition makes great programs!